“Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. … The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.”
― Stephen King on JK Rowling and Harry Potter
okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my gosh i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
IT GOT BETTER
asexual sirens getting real fuckin pissed about all these sailors interrupting choir rehearsal
sirens are already asexual they dont have sex with the men they kill them
well no wonder they kill them they keep interrupting choir rehearsal
I found the giraffes making love on the TFIOS movie
Now that I bought the movie on iTunes, I can confirm that this is real. (Also hilarious.) You can see it very clearly 1:36 into the movie. I wasn’t there the day they shot this scene, so I have no idea who did it, but there were several nerdfighters on the crew. Whoever is responsible for these beautiful mating plastic giraffes: THANK YOU, MY HERO.
- elementary school: reads at a middle school level
- middle school: reads at a high school level
- high school: reads at a college level
- college: re-reads Harry Potter
daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected
Legend of hoW MUCH SHIT CAN WE PUT THE AVATAR THROUGH IN 22 MINUTES
"im going to be an adult and do adult things and be responsible and grown up"
sirius and james being facebook married
I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE TREES; THEY SAY “SHOW US YOUR TITS” dude that’s not what we said, come on NOW THEY SAY “LORAX IS REALLY COOL”— la petite bort (@important_celeb)April 13, 2012